One of my favourite activities is writing letters. Especially using a really nice 'proper' pen.
Of course, I like them to be amusing but I must admit that I would struggle to beat these which I found on the Only4Humor website:
Dear Noah,We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Dear J.K. Rowling,
Your books are entirely unrealistic. I mean, a ginger kid with two friends?
I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you can.
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...
I liked it, so I put a ring on it.
Dear Rubik's Cube,