A few giggles for Christmas…
'Snowball' by Shel Silverstein
I made myself a snowball,
As perfect as could be,
I thought I'd keep it as a pet,
And let it sleep with me.
I made it some pyjamas,
And a pillow for its head,
Then last night it ran away,
But first - it wet the bed!
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'Thank You' by William Church
For your Christmas presents,
I thank you one and all.
For the big ones many thanks,
And fewer for the small.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
- George Carlin
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Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip.
- Gary Allan
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“Mail your parcels early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.” – Johnny Carson
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Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
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Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.
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