Sunday, 3 November 2013


I came upon this little gem recently. It involves an Australian lady who was on a work trip and having coitus which was rudely interruptus when a light bulb (presumably screw-in) broke and fell on her nose.

She claimed compensation for her injuries - you have to admire her cheek - and though originally granted, after some deliberation her claim was reversed.

The poet in me couldn't resist this: 

A woman who hails from down under, 
Was at work when a light broke asunder.
She was having a bonk
When it fell on her conk
Ending her moment of sexual wonder.

Being filled with much indignation
She then sought to claim compensation
But when brought up in court,
The judge said he thought,
Sex was not in her job specification.

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