Sunday, 12 January 2014

THE SOUND OF OOZE SICK



There's nothing new under the sun. While my better half was watching 'The Sound of Music' and 'How do you solve a problem like Maria' was echoing all over the house, I dreamed up this little parody:



How do you solve a problem like Diarrhoea?
How do you stop your pants from turning brown?
How do you find a word that means Diarrhoea?
'The runs',  'The trots' , which always bring you down.

Many a time you wish you hadn't farted
Wished that your ankles wore elastic bands
But how do you find a way
To make it all go away
Without it getting all over your hands?

Oh, how do you solve a problem like Diarrhoea?
Without it getting all over your hands?





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