THE SOUND OF OOZE SICK

There's nothing new under the sun. While my better half was watching 'The Sound of Music' and 'How do you solve a problem like Maria' was echoing all over the house, I dreamed up this little parody:

How do you solve a problem like Diarrhoea?

How do you stop your pants from turning brown?

How do you find a word that means Diarrhoea?

'The runs',  'The trots' , which always bring you down.

Many a time you wish you hadn't farted

Wished that your ankles wore elastic bands

But how do you find a way

To make it all go away

Without it getting all over your hands?

Oh, how do you solve a problem like Diarrhoea?

Without it getting all over your hands?

Then I discovered this :(