OK so you've presented your presents, pulled a cracker, gobbled the turkey and stuffed yourself with stuffing. I'm guessing that the cracker jokes weren't too good.
Help is at hand - try this small selection from The Guardian which were printed in 2009 ...
What's the slogan for the Eskimo lottery?
'You've got to be Inuit to win you it!'
'You've got to be Inuit to win you it!'
- Alistair McGowan
A French Cat, Un Deux Trois, and an English cat, One Two Three, went for a swimming race round a lake. Who won?
One Two Three, because Un Deux Trois Quatre Cinque.
One Two Three, because Un Deux Trois Quatre Cinque.
- Jo Brand
A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre…
So the barman gives her one.
So the barman gives her one.
- Meera Syal
What's pink and wrinkly and hangs out your pyjamas?
Your mum.
Your mum.
- Jeremy Dyson, The League Of Gentlemen
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Are you kidding? It's Christmas – he should run a bloody mile.
Are you kidding? It's Christmas – he should run a bloody mile.
- Stephen K Amos
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