No-one can have failed to have heard the recent news item of the discovery that certain frozen 'beef' products actually contained up to 100% horsemeat. In particular, Findus Beef Lasagne was a major culprit much to that company's embarassment.
In true British style, this has led to a lot of horsemeat jokes. You will have heard many of these but in case you missed any, here is a collection of my personal favourites (acknowledging the author where known).
I put my Findus Lasagne into microwave. I took it out after 3 minutes & it still wasn't finished. I said, "I've backed you before haven't I?" - Danny Baker
My wife cooked me a Findus lasagne last night she said “do you want anything on it?” I said a fiver each way.
Horsemeat found in lasagne. Findus launch a steward's enquiry.
Findus recall all their 'Beef' lasagne. Talk about shutting the stable door...