You will never believe this but it's my duty to tell you.
The NHS are to try out a new piece of kit. It costs about £1500 and it's called a Mandometer. It's a plate. Not a gold plate. Not a silver plate. Just a plate. A plate which you eat off.
It's made by those cunning Swedes but you won't find this plate in IKEA. So what makes it so expensive?
It talks to you. Yes, you read me right. You didn't realise you needed a plate which talks to you did you? Well perhaps you don't - unless you're overweight. Because to be frank it doesn't just talk to you, it nags you. It's the worst kind of nagging too because it takes no notice whatever of your replies.
It says things like 'Are you feeling full yet?' or 'Please eat more slowly'. So it's polite at least. I mean it might have said 'Slow down you fat bastard'.
Get this. It has a monitor with a screen on which you can watch how your food is disappearing off the plate. Sorry to state the obvious but I can just watch the plate to see that.
Anyway, once my mother stopped nagging me for being what she called 'a greedy little pig' it wasn't too long before I had a wife to do the job so that's £1500 I have saved myself.
you have wonder what the bright sparks will come up with next...it's all a bit scary really, especially if you need something (plate) to tell you you've eaten too much
ReplyDeleteI believe that the fat people is not polite and can't control himself. : (
ReplyDeleteA plate like that wouldn't last 2 minutes in my house before it was thrown out the window lol.
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