Sunday, 28 April 2013

YOURS AMUSINGLY

One of my favourite activities is writing letters. Especially using a really nice 'proper' pen.

Of course, I like them to be amusing but I must admit that I would struggle to beat these which I found on the Only4Humor website:

Dear Noah,  
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.  
Sincerely, Unicorns

Dear J.K. Rowling,  
Your books are entirely unrealistic. I mean, a ginger kid with two friends?  
Sincerely, Anonymous

Dear Boyfriend,  
I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you can.  
Sincerely, Spiders

Dear Yahoo,  
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...  
Sincerely, Google

Dear Saturn,  
I liked it, so I put a ring on it.  
Sincerely, God

Dear Rubik's Cube,  
Done!  
Sincerely, Colorblind

Nuff said.




 

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